Season 5

Episode 1: Bless the Rains in Africa
- Welcome to the start of Season FIVE. Where Rusty Flathers has strong feelings about Africa. Stronger feelings about clothing-optional camp chefs. Strongest feelings about being the last to know.
Episode 2: Bless the Rains in Africa–take TWO
- Sally’s agent is calling. Celine is naked. And Rusty’s about to say yes to Africa — without knowing he’s already been bumped. Bless the Rains.
Episode 3: Fisher of Men
- Nev and Celine spent the day on the lake. Rusty spent the day in his head. And somewhere behind a bunkhouse curtain — Sally was packing.
Episode 4: Too Little Too Lake
- Rusty finally says the name out loud. Sally finally throws something. And eighteen hundred and twenty-three miles away, a handsome flyfishing bum picks up his phone. Too Little Too Lake is happening!
Episode 5: There’s No Place Like Home
- Sally said her goodbyes. Link was devastated. Nev was indisposed. Celine’s pasture wasn’t green. And eighteen hundred miles away — a K10 Stepside just left the ranch with a million dollars and bad intentions.
Episode 6: Fifth Avenue Freeze Out
- Rusty found Sally’s flannel. Celine lost Nev. And somewhere between a bench vise and a Patagonia duffel — things got complicated. It’s a Fifth Avenue Freeze Out!
Episode 7: Fish Breath
- Tawny ran out of gas. Link identified her as a homo-erectus. And Rusty left her in the weedbed anyway. Meanwhile on Fifth Avenue — the paint wasn’t even dry yet.
Episode 8: Slippery When Wet
- A groundhog. A meat cleaver. And one very unlucky earlobe. Plus, a gravelly voice warns: Team Eagle is no longer on the protected list.
Episode 9: You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me
- Good news — Long Ears still has most of his earlobe. Bad news — Hazel Brown has a question for Sally. Worse news – creamy peanut butter and dog biscuits.
Episode 10: Fly Pies
- Six bullets. One crystal swan. One sniper. And Celine’s fly pies were somehow the least alarming thing on the menu.
Episode 11: Can I Get A Witness
- Top shelf dessert, post dinner pike, and a text no one saw coming: “The Nyami Nyami is waiting for you.” Zimbabwe’s coming fast. So is trouble!
Episode 12: LevelTenDanger
- An 83-mph rod swing, a repaired earlobe that gives up its last stand, and a text message that ruins everyone’s in-flight snack plans. Team Eagle just found out Nyami Nyami has a taste for chicken — and they’re all wearing feathers.
Episode 13: Ping Pong Playing Parrot
- A clogged sink, a suspicious parrot, and a septic tank with anger issues — Rusty’s about to get a real up-close-and-personal geyser experience. Meanwhile, thirty thousand feet over the Atlantic, Sally finds something that makes turbulence look relaxing.
Episode 14: Straight On For You
- One bomb on a plane. One bombshell on a dock. Sally defuses the first — Rusty never stood a chance against the second. Then a phone rings in Dakar…
Episode 15: Hook, Line, & Sinker
- Rusty gets hooked by a bombshell pilot. Celine tackles a preacher through a screen door — Hail Marys included. Sally’s Dakar welcome party has open arms… of the firearm variety.
Episode 16: She’s Got Legs
- An armed entourage, a jealous ex-guide reunion, and a handshake that turns into a full-on brawl — Sally just learned Sage Golden doesn’t do ‘cordial’ anymore. Meanwhile, Rusty takes an unscheduled swim off Tawny’s boat.
Episode 17: Let There Be Fire
- The Eagle has landed. And the woman everyone trusted just made a call that changes everything. Time for a fish fry.
Episode 18: Northern Lights
- A fish-fry inferno, seen all the way from Jackfish, Ontario, goes as high as Ron Heimburg’s private charter. The same plane carrying Win and the tattoo of Nyami Nyami.